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Third Eye Awakened Hoodie – “My Third Eye Can See Right Through Your Sh*t”

$79.47 CAD

Step into your power and let your intuition do the talking.
Our “My Third Eye Can See Right Through Your Sh*t” hoodie is more than a mood—it’s a statement.

This premium black hoodie features:

  • Front: Bold third eye graphic with the mantra: MY THIRD EYE can see right through your SHT*—for those who see through illusions and keep it real.

  • Back: Striking all-seeing eye design, radiating awakened vibes wherever you go.

  • Right Sleeve: “AWAKENED” lettering—because you’re here to raise the collective frequency, not blend in.

  • Subtle Branding: “The Returned” logo on the sleeve for that soul family touch.

Crafted for comfort and confidence, this hoodie is perfect for spiritual seekers, truth-tellers, and anyone who’s tired of pretending not to see what’s really going on.

Stay cozy. Stay conscious. Stay unapologetically you.

Design exclusive to The Returned. Designed By MJ —grab yours and wear your awakening on your sleeve (literally).

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Third Eye Awakened Hoodie – “My Third Eye Can See Right Through Your Sh*t” Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.A LengthPosition the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.B WidthPut the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.C Sleeve lengthStart measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.